Swaggiest stairs ever

This article documents an April Fools' joke.

This feature was exclusively part of a joke version and is not currently planned for addition to regular Minecraft.
It is documented here on the wiki due to being officially-released content by Mojang Studios, even if not present in a final version.

This feature is exclusive to Java Edition.

The swaggiest stairs ever is a block introduced in Java Edition 20w14∞ which is the stair variant for the netherite block.

Obtaining

This block is available in the creative inventory, and naturally generate in the "missing" dimension. It is also seen in other dimensions, one of which is the "gallery" dimension, although it is difficult to find the stairs hidden among thousands of other blocks.

Breaking

This block requires a diamond or netherite pickaxe to mine. If it is mined with anything else, it drops nothing.

Natural generation

This block naturally generates in the "missing" dimension as the stairs leading up to the chest containing the footprints.

Sounds

Subtitles	Source	Description	Resource location	Translation key	Volume	Pitch	Attenuation distance
Block broken	Blocks	Once the block has broken	`block.netherite_block.break`	`subtitles.block.generic.break`	0.95	0.8/0.72	16
Block placed	Blocks	When the block is placed	`block.netherite_block.place`	`subtitles.block.generic.place`	0.95	0.8/0.72	16
Block breaking	Blocks	While the block is in the process of being broken	`block.netherite_block.hit`	`subtitles.block.generic.hit`	0.25	0.5	16
None^{[sound 1]}	Entity-Dependent	Falling on the block with fall damage	`block.netherite_block.fall`	None^{[sound 1]}	0.5	0.75	16
Footsteps	Entity-Dependent	Walking on the block	`block.netherite_block.step`	`subtitles.block.generic.footsteps`	0.15	1.0	16